Zucchini Fritters & Labneh
For when you are bored
Prep time: 20 min (plus overnight straining for labneh) | Cooking time: 15 min | Total time: 35 minutes active, plus overnight patience | Difficulty: 1/5
Every six months I make bad decisions. Sometimes it’s re-downloading Hinge, sometimes it’s turning zucchini into fritters. Guess which one tastes better? Full story on Substack.
Ingredients (serves 2)
For the garlic–sumac labneh:
- Greek yoghurt, full-fat 250 g / 1 cup 
- Salt ½ tsp 
- Garlic clove 1 
- Sumac ½ tsp 
- Olive oil for drizzling 
- Pistachios a few 
- Dill a little 
For the fritters:
- Zucchinis 2 medium (about 400 g / 14 oz) 
- Parmesan 40 g / ½ cup 
- Dill a small handful 
- Egg 1 large 
- Plain flour 30 g / 2 tbsp 
- Chili flakes ½ tsp 
- Salt to taste 
- Black pepper to taste 
- Olive oil for frying 
Equipment
- Sieve 
- Cheesecloth or clean tea towel 
- Bowl (for straining yoghurt) 
- Grater 
- Small plate (for garlic) 
- Mixing bowl 
- Frying pan 
- Spatula 
- Serving plate 
Method
Make the labneh (start the day before):
- Line a sieve with cheesecloth and set it over a bowl. Add the yoghurt, sprinkle with salt, tie up the cloth, and refrigerate overnight to strain. 
- Grate the garlic and stir it into the strained yoghurt. Spread onto a serving plate, top with sumac, drizzle with olive oil, and finish with chopped pistachios and dill. 
Make the fritters:
- Grate the zucchinis and squeeze out as much liquid as possible. 
- Grate the Parmesan. Chop the dill. 
- In a mixing bowl, combine zucchini, Parmesan, dill, egg, flour, chili flakes, salt, and black pepper. Stir until you have a cohesive mixture. 
- Heat olive oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Drop spoonfuls of the mixture into the pan, flatten gently, and fry until golden brown on both sides. 
- Serve hot with the garlic–sumac labneh. 
Nutritional Value (estimate, per serving)
Calories: ~320 kcal
Protein: 13 g
Fat: 22 g
Carbohydrates: 16 g
Fibre: 3 g
See you next week for the food; the oversharing, as always, is on Substack.
 
                        