Zucchini Fritters & Labneh


For when you are bored



Prep time: 20 min (plus overnight straining for labneh) | Cooking time: 15 min | Total time: 35 minutes active, plus overnight patience | Difficulty: 1/5


Every six months I make bad decisions. Sometimes it’s re-downloading Hinge, sometimes it’s turning zucchini into fritters. Guess which one tastes better? Full story on Substack.


Ingredients (serves 2)

For the garlic–sumac labneh:

  • Greek yoghurt, full-fat 250 g / 1 cup

  • Salt ½ tsp

  • Garlic clove 1

  • Sumac ½ tsp

  • Olive oil for drizzling

  • Pistachios a few

  • Dill a little

For the fritters:

  • Zucchinis 2 medium (about 400 g / 14 oz)

  • Parmesan 40 g / ½ cup

  • Dill a small handful

  • Egg 1 large

  • Plain flour 30 g / 2 tbsp

  • Chili flakes ½ tsp

  • Salt to taste

  • Black pepper to taste

  • Olive oil for frying


Equipment

  1. Sieve

  2. Cheesecloth or clean tea towel

  3. Bowl (for straining yoghurt)

  4. Grater

  5. Small plate (for garlic)

  6. Mixing bowl

  7. Frying pan

  8. Spatula

  9. Serving plate


Method

Make the labneh (start the day before):

  1. Line a sieve with cheesecloth and set it over a bowl. Add the yoghurt, sprinkle with salt, tie up the cloth, and refrigerate overnight to strain.

  2. Grate the garlic and stir it into the strained yoghurt. Spread onto a serving plate, top with sumac, drizzle with olive oil, and finish with chopped pistachios and dill.

Make the fritters:

  1. Grate the zucchinis and squeeze out as much liquid as possible.

  2. Grate the Parmesan. Chop the dill.

  3. In a mixing bowl, combine zucchini, Parmesan, dill, egg, flour, chili flakes, salt, and black pepper. Stir until you have a cohesive mixture.

  4. Heat olive oil in a frying pan over medium heat. Drop spoonfuls of the mixture into the pan, flatten gently, and fry until golden brown on both sides.

  5. Serve hot with the garlic–sumac labneh.


Nutritional Value (estimate, per serving)

Calories: ~320 kcal

Protein: 13 g

Fat: 22 g

Carbohydrates: 16 g

Fibre: 3 g


See you next week for the food; the oversharing, as always, is on Substack.

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